Friday, June 10, 2011

THE DECONSTRUCTION OF LEBRON JAMES...THE FACTS HIS FANS DON'T WANT TO SEE...

17 points. 10 rebounds. 10 assists.

On the surface, these numbers look like a wonderful all around performance.  It leads you to believe that the person who produced this stat line had their fingerprints all over this game, that they controlled the outcome of this game from the opening tip.  If Danny Granger, Luol Deng, or Andre Iguodala had put up these numbers, we would be hailing them as one of the better performers of the game.

But oh sweet baby 9 pound, 8 ounce Jesus, we actually have to watch games with our eyes.  And what I have seen from the last two games from LeBron James, including the aforementioned triple double, is some of the worst basketball I’ve seen from an alleged “best player in basketball” in my 28 years of walking this earth.  But the even more frustrating part of these sleep walking performances? That some of his fans are trying to defend this guy and his actions on the basketball court.  My question to you fans: When do you all stop accepting mediocrity from this guy?

Let’s lay out some facts since you all just want to look at numbers and not the whole picture so you can feel better about yourselves.  LeBron James has scored a total of 11 points in 5 fourth quarters in this series so far. For a comparison of how low that is, Dirk has scored 52.  Lebron James through 9 NBA Finals games (he got swept in 2007 by the Spurs) has never scored over 25 points in a game. LeBron James has scored a COMBINED 25 points in the past 2 games with…wait for it…JASON FREAKING KIDD AND DESHAWN SOLDJA BOY STEVENSON DEFENDING HIM…BOTH ARE LISTED AS 6’4”…IN CASE YOU FORGOT, LEBRON JAMES IS LISTED AS 6’8” 260 POUNDS WITH CHRIS PAUL SPEED.  YES, THAT WAS KARL MALONES SIZE IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT. LeBron James was content with shooting 3-11 one game when his team desperately needed scoring.  I could go on and on but you get the point.

Yet, when it is convenient for his fans to ignore these facts, they do so and tell me things like “LeBron was trying to be a facilitator” and “LeBron had a triple double, how could you say he had a bad game?” when they know damn well when they were watching the game they called LeBron all types of bitches and hoes.  Look Lebron fans, all I want I consistency.  When Derrick Rose struggled, I was the first to admit that my favorite player struggled down the stretch and that LeBron had a part in that.  A lot of you Bulls haters (who actually live in Chicago) were quick to point this out to me too.  Yet you act like this fool can do no wrong.

When are you people going to give this clown his full blame without trying to bring up somebody else’s bad game?  If LeBron was on you pickup team at the park and you knew he COULD dominate but kept passing the ball to lesser teammates and you lost the game? YOU WOULD BE PISSED.  WHEN ARE LEBRON FANS GOING TO STAND UP AND SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND YOU DEMAND GREATNESS FROM THIS CLOWN?!!! IT’S THE NBA FINALS DAMMIT; THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO FACILITATE! NOT WITH JASON FREAKING KIDD STICKING YOU!!! I DON’T GET IT!!!  SOME OF YOU ALL EVEN HAD THE NERVE TO BLAME DWAYNE WADE, WHEN HE WAS THE ONLY SHOWING A GOD DAMN PULSE IN THE FOURTH QUARTER.  HELL CHRIS BOSH HAS BEEN MORE DEPENDABLE DOWN THE STRETCH THAN HE HAS.

And people who are not familiar with why some of us hate LeBron, this is why.  I know Derrick Rose tries his damnest every game to win.  I know Kobe will cut off his right arm to win a game, even as his teammates are wide the fuck open and he shoots contested fade aways.  I cannot rock with a cat whose fans hope that he cares enough to play his best in a freaking NBA finals game.  But hey, you guys keep lying to yourselves and saying that he did his part to win a NBA championship.

P.S. MICHAEL JEFFREY JORDAN WOULD NEVER EVER LAY CONSECUTIVE TURD SANDWICHES IN THE FINALS LIKE THIS BASTARD DID.  THE THINGS HE WOULD HAVE DID TO JASON KIDD IN THE POST WOULD BE LABELED AS CHILD PORNOGROPHY. JUST WANTED TO MAKE THAT CLEAR IN CASE YOU EVEN THOUGHT SCOTTIE PIPPEN WAS RIGHT YOU IMBECILES!

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