WHY DOES ANT P HAVE A DISTASTE FOR THE MIAMI HEAT?

On the mornig of the most anticipated "ex-wife" game in NBA history, I decided to finally write out my official stance against the Miami Heat and subsequently Lebron James due to recent jabs at me as being a "hater".  Many of you who read me know in general my opinion on all things Lebron and the Miami 3LWs, but only a few of you know the specific reasons why.  And before you go into the whole "You just hating on them because they are losing" please remember: I HAVE DISLIKED LEBRON JAMES SINCE HIS ROOKIE SEASON, THIS HATE I HAVE IS REAL.  I ALSO STATED THE HEAT WOULD HAVE PROBLEMS BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED...I HAVE "WITNESSES" HAHAHAHA...Without further ado, a few reasons why I have a constant dislike, in a chronological order...

1) LEBRON HAS BEEN A DOUCHBAG SINCE HIS INCEPTION INTO THE LEAGUE
The most talented prick to ever grace the NBA court.  I have always been a guy that has try to see things opposite of the popular point of view and when Lebron came into the league the popular point of view was "He is going to be one of the greatest".  Statistically, he has mostly held up his end of the bargain, his last two regular seasons some of the greatest numbers I seen on a stat sheet.  Unfortunately, they don't input regular season stats into an excel spreadsheet and determine winners in the playoffs.  You have to actually have some nuts and go out and win series...and besides that night in Detroit where he scored 28 straight points...he's done nothing to earn my respect...

2) THE WAY WADE, BOSH, AND LBJ ACTED IN FREE AGENCY WAS TRASHY AT BEST...
You would have thought they were all trying to coordinate where they were leaving from prom together the way they were acting.  Especially Wade, who i thought was one of the most classiest individuals in the league until this summer when he started the whole "The Bulls are not a loyal organization crap" (which is going to be hilarious when Pat Riley trades D Wade next season because he is the oldest out of the three).  I actually gave Lebron credit for handling his free agency with some class...but that was until he came out with "The Decision", the most poorly planned television appearance since Teeny was introduced to us on Fantasia reality show.  That shit was a live train wreck on national TV, that you could tell was not thought out all the way when they showed people burning Lebron jersey and he had the same look on a guy face when he breaks up with a girl that everybody knew was crazy but him.  Just ridiculous.  And Chris Bosh hurt his image the worst in free agency.  You wanna know why?  Every guy I know will roast Wade and LBJ, but won't go too far.  Almost every guy I know thinks Chris Bosh is homosexual or at least Bi sexual after this free agency.  This was not the general conclusion beforehand lol.

3) THIS TEAM WAS FLAWED FROM THE GET GO, BUT THE NATIONAL MEDIA REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS...
From the predictions of the East Champions to breaking the '96 Bulls record, I found it extremely irritating how the media conveniently forgot that we have never seen Wade or Lebron play off the ball in our lives against NBA competition (don't give me that olympic shit, the competition was like playing a bunch of role players every night, except for Spain, and they needed Kobe's heroics to beat Spain) and that the NBA game still consists of one basketball.  Nobody thought about how routinely Chris Bosh shrunk against the Celtics every time he played them.  Nobody thought that Ilgauskas, Eddie House, Juwan Howard, and Udonis Haslem would be 10th men at best on the Lakers or Celtics.  Nobody mentioned that Mike Miller was TERRIBLE his past three seasons overall.  But I was supposed to be excited over this team.  I'm more excited over a hand job from a fat girl.

4) AND FINALLY...THE AMOUNT OF EXCUSES GROWN MEN GIVE LEBRON IS SICKENING...
This has been the most startling thing of all...grown men make more excuses for LeBron than battered wives do for abusive husbands.  Its ridiculous!  How much time do the 3 of the top 20 players in the league need to gel before we realize this shit will not work as presently constructed?  When will you all finally admit that Lebron is so much of a jerk that it is detrimental to his game?  Its one thing to be a jerk like Kobe Bryant, but at least Kobe has sense enough to know when to check his ego at the door and win some rings!  Ive heard multiple black men in the community tell me, and I quote "Man, you can't play basketball after you find out your mother had sex with your teammate"....ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!? I've played basketball a few days after my mother died, after I broke up with a chick, and a host of other terrible things.  BLACK JESUS PLAYED IN THE FINALS WITH SWINE FLU.  SCOTTIE PIPPEN PLAYED GAME 6 OF THE FINALS WITH A HERNIATED DISK AND TOLD MJ "YOU SHOOT AND I'LL PLAY DEFENSE" AND COVERED HALF THE COURT BY HIS DAMN SELF.  REGGIE MILLER HIT HIS GAME WINNING THREE POINTER ON THE BULLS IN 1998 WITH A SEVERLEY SPRAINED ANKLE.  THE LIST CAN GO ON AND ON, BUT YOU WILL NOT TELL ME THAT LEBRON WAS EMOTIONALLY SCARRED SO HE COULDN'T PLAY.

I am now officially on the record with my Miami//Lebron hate...have a awesome day...GO CAVS LOL!